“I wanted to be a detective. Now I work for a hospital foundation.”
“I wanted to be a game warden. Now I am an IT director.”
“I wanted to be a mortician. Now I am a senior finance supervisor.”
“I wanted to be a race car driver. Now I am an electrician.”
“I wanted to be a runner. Now I am a certified athletic trainer.”
Correction: Last week’s Mess Asks misnamed the person pictured second from the right. The correct name for this person is Shari Woelfle not Paris Myckleby, and her answer to the question was “A gallon of milk or a kids meal at a fast food place was under a dollar.” The Messenger apologizes for the error.